Looks like I won’t be getting any hunter levels any time soon…

Looks like I won’t be getting any hunter levels any time soon…

I’ll admit that because I have my sunglasses on and my eyes are closed most the time, I’m not really aware… — Boyd Tinsley

Oh, God, under the weight of life, things seem much brighter on the other side.

They dyed. the sheep. those poor colorful sheep that took me hours to herd…they dyed them.

Oh my gosh, the West Ardougne plague is a hoax!

Fucking hate everyone crying about Swiftkit being hacked. Jesus, people, you’re the ones who trusted a 3rd party software! There’s always been the chance at it getting hacked/giving you viruses, and that didn’t stop you before!

The wise old man just robbed the Wizard’s tower with his long lost love, Zenevivia…also she took his partyhat, which should’ve been mine! Ugh!

“She will challenge Dionysius and you to a battle to the death so that she can prove that she defeated the two greatest adventurers in the world.”